Doug sitting and waiting
GETTING THE MARKER0%
ONE MARKERTWO COLOURSNO ERASER
Doug running
Doug

Somebody's kid drew me in about forty seconds.

WHO DREW THIS

nobody has offered to fix it

Doug sitting
THE STORYREAD IT

i was made at a kitchen table with a green marker and a blue one. that is everything i was given.

my ear is bigger than my head. one leg points the wrong way. the curl on my belly is not a curl, it is where the pen slipped.

grown ups keep asking which one is the front. i have never answered that.

i went on the fridge that same evening and i have not come down.

01

NO REDRAWS

you get one line. that is the line.

02

TWO COLOURS

green and blue. nothing else was on the table.

03

FOUR LEGS, ROUGHLY

close enough. nobody counted.

04

STAY UP THERE

the fridge is the only gallery that matters.

THE FRIDGE

take them. put them on yours.

01 / 06

THE NUMBERS

a drawing with a price on it

DOUG / SOLWAITING
Doug's own drawing of the chart MY VERSION. THE REAL ONE GOES HERE.
signed at the bottom, like every drawing:
CA: soon
Doug